Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
When I shut my ears, I can’t hear.
When I zip my lips, I can’t speak.
(Source: h4h4h4h4)
Don't you love it when
your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save its life?
(Source: blazednconfused)
(Source: deaddonkey)
shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
fucking quality ^^
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK!
shit tyrone. get it together
(Source: imcheta)
(Source: swag-ambition)
